ANSWERS

Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No thanks.
When I glanced at this I thought it said Gregory.
I laughed hysterically cause I remembered Greg Corner.

Would you throw potatoes at him?
At George Bush or Greg Corner?
Doesn't matter, I'd throw potatoes at both :D

Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
Yes, me!

Have you ever been in a castle?
I have indeed. What are castles for?
*cuts to three of Young Guns dancing*
I'M SORRY O__O

Have you ever slapped someone? William slapped Fat Mike from NOFX <33 How many windows are open on your computer right now?
One, two, three four five. Once I caught a fisch alive.

Last time you felt overwhelmed?
When Mo told me he had the 'Yam tickets.
I thought "I'm going to see William again" and shook.

What is your favorite website?
*favourite.

What is one superpower you wish you had?
Telekinesis. I'd steal money.

What song are you listening to, if any?
My profile song <33 Bit of Young Guns, yes please mate.

What colour are your sheets?
MULTI-COLOURED and it makes you sick when you're drunk.

What is a question you get asked too much?
"Are you ok?" Yes you cunt, I'm just not smiling.
I was ok til you fucking talked to me -____-'

Do you like mexican food?
YEUCH, ANGEL IBARRA!!

What do you like about Tuesdays?
Tuesday is coming -- did you bring your coat?

Purple or green grapes?
Wine.

Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
Why Mexico!?

Do you hate anyone?
I might. You can never tell with me.

Which wizard of Oz character are you most like?
I am the Tin Man. I am not LIKE him. I AM him.

Do you think it would be a good idea if we rebirthed dinosaurs?
No!!! Have you ever watched Jurassic Park!?!?!?
And who's "we"? That is what makes this question terrifying!

What was God's reason for our creation?
Ask him.

What do you think should be added to planes?
Hilarious and witty slogans.

Do you like to eat ice?
Yes, ice-crunching competitions are the only thing my dad and I bond over.

Ever do a keg stand?
KEG!!!

McDonalds or Burger King?
Subway.

Is Santa Claus real?
Are you real?

Are you afraid of the dark?
No, it's the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness.
Dumbledore said that you know.

Which is more romantic: sunrise or sunset?
Sunset. Then you can have a night of passion, or beer.

Do you have a lot on your mind right now?
I always have a lot on my mind. I'm a bit of a genius.

I'll bet you're missing someone right now?
You lost your bet.

What are your plans for your next birthday?
Quidditch.

Did you sing at all today?
Yes, I sung 'White & Nerdy' with Kelsey.
She clearly isn't white.

Ever been to a bar?
No, but I've been to a pub.

Have you ever thought about your death?
I've planned my death.

Tea or coffee?
Yes.

Who's your favorite Disney Princess?
Captain Hook.

Have you eaten snow?
Is it bad that I have?

Do you fix your bed?
It's not broken.

What did you last eat?
HONEY NUT SHETBAGS!!

Have you exercised?
I tottered down the street drunk. Does that count?

Are you afraid of shots?
They're called injections.

Vanilla or Chocolate?
A Yorkie. Buttered.

Any last words?
Jumanji.

Half Full or Half Empty?
Half.

Do you believe in God?
I don't believe in God, but I do believe in Gosh.

What is your birthstone?
Ankh.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive through?
Go in. Drive throughs make me angry cause they always spell it 'thru'

If you could give one thing to each of you ex-lovers, what would you give them?
A terminal illness.

If you had to name the person who makes really great sounds during lovemaking, who would it be?
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX.
WHY HAS THIS TURNED INTO PERV SURV!?!?

If all of your ex-lovers were to say the same romantic thing about you, what would you prefer it to be?
I wouldn't care. I'd tell them to die of the terminal illness I gave them earlier.

Who was the last person you talked to on the telephone?
I called the White House and had a chat.

Is there anyone on your badside right now?
I thought it said BEDside.
And I was like "I'm not dying."

Stole anything from a teacher?
Just marker pens and little things.
And Abson's horse.

Do you like Redbull?
No, but I like Red Bull.

What do you feel like watching?
AFI's 'I Heard A Voice' - I like to watch them sweat.

When you think of the rainbow, what pops in your head?
Leprachauns. Gimli in green.

French or Italian?
I am Italian.

One goal you'd like to achieve this year?
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!

Who is your enemy?
Draco Malfoy.
Well, he's more my arch-rival but..

Have you ever licked a battery?
The sad thing is is that I actually have.

Have you ever left the house naked?
No, unlike that guy on the first series of Little Britain.

Do you have a soul?
No, I sold it to Dan Rand a long time ago.
But HE sold it to Voldemort so he could make more horcruxes.

Have you ever cut off a limb?
Yes, but they respawn so it's ok.

What does your name mean?
"Alas.. Earwax."

Can you braid hair?
No, but I can plait it.

Last song you sang outloud?
Out loud are two separate words, you know.

Jared Leto: better actor or musician?
Better dead.

Have you ever punched a tree?
No. It might be the Whomping Willow.
THEN I'd be in trouble.

In the last conversation you had with yourself, what did you say?
I said "I'm gonna die of death in a minute"

Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
Nah. Don't meddle with time.
Dumbledore said so.

Do you like the Red Sox or Yankeess?
Do I give a shit? No. Neither of them can spell.

Do you know what time you were born?
6:06pm. When I was a Satanist, that was cool.

What was the first meaningful gift you ever received?
I haven't received anything really meaningful.
Except that minature coffin bag Kelsey got me.

What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you?
Just tell them straight out. None of this mind game shit.
And never get a friend to do it for you - that exacerbates it all the time.
WHY AM I SUDDENLY DEAR DEIRDRE FROM THE SUN!?

Say a number from 1 to 100?
593758939.

What is the one number you call most often?
I try to phone Ian a lot just to say "You're fit" and slam the phone down.
Most of the time he doesn't answer though.
Usually because he's getting his hair done, or something equally gay.
Love you Ian ;)

Republican or Democrat?
Neo-Marxist.